ChatGPT explains mushroom coffee to me…

"CHATGPT, PRETEND YOU'RE SUPER MARIO & EXPLAIN WHAT MUSHROOM COFFEE IS"

I swear, I didn't change a word:

"Hello-a there! It's-a me, Super Mario!

So, you know how mushrooms are a big part of the Mushroom Kingdom? They're everywhere! You can eat them to grow bigger, you can use them to get extra lives…

...and some of them can even give you special powers, like the ability to shoot fireballs or fly!

Well, in your world, people have started drinking coffee with mushrooms in it. These special mushrooms are called adaptogenic mushrooms, and they're like…

The power-ups of the human world!"

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(Ha! My nephew will totally get this. Let's dig further … )

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"POWER-UPS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SUPER MARIO?"

"Adaptogenic mushrooms can help your body adapt to stress and balance out your hormones.

Popular types used in mushroom coffee include chaga and lion's mane. So, when you drink mushroom coffee, you're not just getting a caffeine boost, you're also getting the benefits of these powerful mushrooms.

It's like a power-up for your body, just like when I eat a Super Mushroom to get bigger and stronger!

And just like in my world, where I have to keep my energy up to save Princess Peach and defeat Bowser, mushroom coffee can help you power through your own adventures in the real world."

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(LOVE IT. Hey, should we change the product description to this … ?)

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"SUPER MARIO, WOULD YOU RECOMMEND EVERYDAY DOSE?"

"Yes, give Everyday Dose mushroom coffee a try!

It might just be the power-up you need to tackle your next challenge!"

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(Note to self: if this email gets a lot of sales, hire ChatGPT as our permanent email writer!)

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Ah, right! Here's the link:

Try Everyday Dose and get your welcome gifts!

Muuuuush Love,
Jack
Founder of Everyday Dose

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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